Stupid cold winter is blowing in fast. But you can always outsmart it—maybe. Here are the best discovered solutions that work.
4. Go back inside.
6. Accept that you are now fired for not showing up to work.
14. Turn on Netflix and watch a summery movie.
15. Start to feel lonely.
16. Invite over a hot cuddle buddy...
17. ...and make him cook you a warm dinner.
18. Grow out your leg hair for extra insulation.
21. Attempt to leave the house to beg for your job back. Your boogers are now frozen icicles.
22. Recognize that again this was a stupid idea. Run back inside.
23. Pour another drink…or two…or five.
24. Stare outside your window to watch miserable neighbors tackle the snow.
27. Convince yourself that selling snow is your best bet.
28. Figure that after a week of no customers you are back to square one.
Or, you can just use Cozy Products to actually stay warm.